Did you guys and gals get the same piece of spam I received at all 22 of my email addresses this morning? I suspect George C. is the culprit. It's got his cadence:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
(FBI) Headquarters Washington D.C.
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. …
Please direct your attention to the stacks of chips awaiting your presence at 40 Southgate Ave. and join us in welcoming back Our Favorite (High-Only) Grecian to The House That Carl Built.
It has been a while since we've seen John "The X Man" X. (pictured below right) in these here parts, and we may, or may not, see him Wednesday.
Here's the latest update, issued from X's iPhone: "A friend of mine is trying to get me a pair of ducats to the Met. I'll know today if it's tue or wed, and will be in HoH if not wed."