Mike "C." Bucuvalas, in a familiar pensive pose, will host this week.
It's a Jungle Out There
Everything was going along swimmingly. The boys — and one hardbitten broad nicknamed Texas Chomp 'Em — even enjoyed the dramatic way I turned the cards playing "Red and Black." I told them I'd learned at the snout of the master, Art L; they said he was like a god in the swamp. Then I made the mistake of calling "Diamond in the Rough." They wanted to know the rules. I'd no sooner said, "then the low is a 6" when one big brute was threatening to take a chunk out of my ass and I hightailed it out of there.