Thom Forbes

Dear Recipient,

You were recently chosen as a potential candidate to represent your real-time social networking community in the 2007-08 Edition of Who Was Who Among Fakakta Poker Players.

We are please to inform you that your candidacy was formally approved September 21st, 2009. Congratulations. (Sorry it took so long but we were investigating an allegation that you once consorted with infamous poker sharp and rattlesnake fancier, Mike "Follow the Queen" Bixby and/or Johnny X, a/k/a the Charlotte Buzzard.)

The Publishing Committee selected you as a potential candidate based not only upon your purported ability to snivel, but focusing as well on criteria from executive and professional directories, associations, trade journals and the recommendation of the Hastings on Hudson, N.Y. Ladies Mahjong and Canasta Club. 

There is no fee nor obligation to be listed. But unless you want Thom F. writing your official bio, send a certified check in the amount of "All In" payable to "Cash" to Character Assassin, c/o Tower Ridge Poker Cronies, 4 Ridgedell Ave., Hastings on Hudson, NY 10706.

An informal informational meeting will be held at the home office and wet bar of Dennis S., Esq., at or about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday, at which time all legitimate queries will be answered with the utmost of obfuscation.