Reachers Blog

This blog covers the 2010 season of the Hastings Reachers 55+ softball team in the Greenburgh, N.Y. Recreation League. For your nostalgic pleasure, there is also an archive of reports from our championship 2009 seasonselected posts from the 2008 season and the ongoing saga of Jock Jones by Mark Smith.Hastings Reachers 2009

Kneeling (l to r): Bob Bearnot, Lary Greiner, Robert Gold, Thom Forbes, Arch Puritz. Standing: Jim Pezzuto, Jason Roif, Ed Lopez, Pete Linkowski, Steve Tilley, Kevin Dawkins, Mark Smith, Mike Flaherty, Fred Wertz. Not Pictured: Rick Bohm (regular), Wayne Coffey, Geoff Shlaes, Jim Cotter, Harry Stein.

We Gave It a Ride ... 

We Gave It a Ride ...

And the Last Shall Be First—Or—The Bottom Feeder's Feast

“So Mac,” says Joe, and lifts a glass –

“I heard you boys sure kicked some ass.

They say you fellas black and blued ‘em.

Stripped, filleted and cooked and chewed ‘em.

I seen each game you played this…

My Name Is Thom, And I'm a Dropoholic

Otto may have missed one or two of you after the game — and I'll also repeat it for you geezers scoring at home or on vacation (with or without the aid of pharmaceuticals): The august umpire …

The Worst Part of the Night?

Now it's In Your Head

As Mark and I were picking up empty elixir bottles and discarded plugs of chaw after y'all had fled into the dulcet breeze of the night, out of nowhere, the tune on the left lodged in my brain.

Two…

The Ploy Continues

Our deviously devised and flawlessly executed stratagem to exhibit total and unabated ineptitude during the regular season made great advances tonight. In the end, the opposition was held to less…

Click On This Headline, Pour Your Poison, Then Read

The bad news is that they scored more runs than we did. A lot more. But, like a fly ball gently floating like a can of corn above Mark's mitt — which is the oxymoronic equivalent of a feather…

Supersized Victory Over Mac II

The leather was on display tonight, boys, in our 9-2 victory over Mac II. Arch, Rick and Robert and Pete all snared grounders to their left or right that would have gotten though the usual…

Who's on First? Second? Third? Etc.

Sorry for the silence. I had to do Friday morning's work on Thursday night after the game since we were closing on a getaway in Garrison at 10 a.m.. Then we spent the weekend there without an…

Slam, Bam, Thank You LaMiranda

In the spirit of the fastest game of softball I've ever participated in, we were victorious, 6-2, in about 39:39 and everyone  — present or not — was a credit to his family.

Next up: Mike C., Charlie…

Su Casa Es Su Casa

Dr. Pangloss took me aside after the game and pointed out that It was a much better performance tonight against Casa than a few of our losses last year. "And look where that got you,'" quoth he. "The…

Something To Keep You Out of Trouble During the Rainout

Something To Keep You Out of Trouble During the Rainout

2009 Championship Season

  • Winter Meeting at Maud's
  • Ballad of the Reachers
    by Mark Smith
  • Champs!
  • Wow!
  • Phew!
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